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Post by Dream Warrior on Feb 18, 2012 15:15:08 GMT
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Post by Back at it on Feb 18, 2012 18:42:23 GMT
Quality that Dream Warrior , and true
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Post by Back at it on Feb 18, 2012 18:48:21 GMT
Pinched that one !!!!
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midge69
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Post by midge69 on Feb 27, 2012 19:32:03 GMT
Your right just opened garage door got a slap and me face licked lol
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